This is not a chimney. Nay. It is wrong. 

Behold...a chimney. 'tis glorious, no? Observe its wonder, its majesty. Bask in it's aura of supreme excellence. See its unrivaled craftsmanship. See the way it surmounts the house as a perfect edifice of  brick, holding the utmost point of roof it calls its throne like a valiant rook in a game of chess. A wonder to our eyes and the balm of our psyches. Yes.